All I can think of is Adrian Cronauer [linkie].
“Oh my God it’s hot!”
I’m eating lunch at a really nice sub place next to the apartment I’m staying at called Larry’s. It’s in the Jacksonville neighborhood Five Points, which would really be a nice place to live if you just moved here from, say, Hell and wanted to live in a place with the same kind of weather.
I ordered a Greek salad and my new special favorite beverage, ice water.
They give a really sweet 20% retired military discount. I think Larry’s my kind of guy.